Monday, March 29, 2010

I am SO GLAD!

I'm so glad Jesus lifted me, I'm so glad Jesus lifted me.
I'm so glad Jesus lifted me, singing glory hallelujah,
Singing glory hallelujah,singing glory hallelujah,
Jesus lifted me.

One, two, three, Satan's after me;
Four, five, six, he's chasing me with sticks;
Seven, eight, nine, he misses every time...

HAHA! I am so excited about what God is DOING and GOING to do! There just is an awesome spirit of God here. Nothing will bring me down as long as I have God on my side. Every LITTLE thing is going to be alright. God is faithful, He know the plans He has for my life.

Although there are a few words I have for the Devil...

Dear Devil;
IN YOUR FACE!
Brianna

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

LAUGHS--RETIREMENT HOME TEST

During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, how do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"

'Well,' said the Director, ' we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'


'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Thoughts...

Well... I have decided that even though to some people I will never be good enough, I am going to keep on keeping on. They may not think that my hair- be perfect enough, my clothes- ironed enough, my speech- not advanced enough, my ideas- not extraordinary; but that is okay!

As long as I keep the right attitude, make sure that my Pastor and parents are pleased, everything will be just fine. I am not living for others, I am living to be pleasing unto Jesus Christ my God and King. You may think I am crazy for thinking this, but try and see that the LORD is GOOD!


To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
---Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

FACTS


American car horns beep in the tone of F.


On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.



Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category!!!

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.